Photos (of any quality) by H. Darr Beiser
California. It's just better here. |
There’s nothing quite like staying at Judy’s in Beverly
Hills. It’s like staying in a spa, a zen center, living in a garden,
having an onsite movie theater, being surrounded by her beautiful art,
and eating in a kitchen that serves all of your favorite food.
On the first night of my stay we went to see Paul McCartney in fifth row seats at Dodger Stadium. Seeing Paul is like having someone
personally serve you a large slice of some of the best memories of your life, on a silver platter. Seeing Paul is like seeing a genius. It's like seeing Rembrandt wearing bluejeans in his 70s.
There’s just one thing about that otherwise thrilling concert that I must admit. We left to get a jump on traffic before the encore. When Ringo
appeared. That's right Ringo, my favorite Beatle, the other half of our surviving members. The appearance made national news so it wasn't as if I could hide this
fact when everyone asked if I saw Ringo. I did not see Ringo. So there. The
crying has stopped. Don’t bring it up
again.
I must be in California |
In previous blogs about Beverly Hills, I have described the
heavenly streets, the manses and mansions, the weather wonderment, and how I
get a thrill out of making a pitstop at the Beverly Hills Hotel perhaps using the same facilities as Lauren Bacall. I have exhausted the word play on hedges, hedge funds, hegemony.
Standard fare |
And here it is:
Ford trucks: Construction workers, gardeners
Camrys: Domestic
staff
Volvos, Audis: Visitors
Range Rovers, Mercedes, BMWs: Standard fare
Porsches: High
Jag |
Jaguars, Ferraris, Rolls Royces: Higher
Limousines: Very high
No car: Highest. These people are being carried about on litters, have a heliport or
have devised a new way of teleporting.
La Jolla "cottage" |
And then I headed down to stay with
my in-laws in La Jolla. Ever joyful, ever jewel-ful. Here you can run a
few blocks and meditate by the ocean, you can admire the oceanfront houses with
voluptuous views. You can experience perfect weather. Every. Single.
Day.
Just another La Jolla house |
I travelled 2,600 miles to shop for a bedspread at Bazaar del Mundo in Old Town, San Diego because that’s where you have to go for color, for
screaming gorgeous Guatemalan fabrics. The kinds of colors you find at the end of the paint strip. Try to find a real bedspread online, not a
quilt, not a throw, not a coverlet, then find it in these tones. I dare you.
Give me color |
A few blocks from there you can find divine Mexican food at
the Old Town Mexican Café. I know I have
promoted it before. But it bears
repeating. Darr was in La Jolla all week, and went four times. Baskets of tortilla
chips had to die for our happiness. But they didn't mind.
So I left California with my fill of flora, fauna, flour, fabric and general fabulousness.
So I left California with my fill of flora, fauna, flour, fabric and general fabulousness.
With Lisa, so happy we just scored flour tortillas |
I've been up and down the state this summer |
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