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Friday, November 6, 2015

Cara Capri

Welcome to Capri

     After the hurly burly of Naples, Capri is a nice respite. Especially if you go in November. Capri is all flowery, lush and mellow.  Even the animals seem sedated. Dogs lie down, cats meander. They’ve seen it all. We are not the first to discover Capri’s beauty. In 31 BC Emperor Augustus offered to trade the island of Ischia to the Neopolitans in order to get Capri to himself. I haven’t been to Ischia, but boy did he get a bargain. 

Crazy colorful

     If Naples was the place for pickpockets, Capri is the place for jewel thieves.  In a space of two miles by four miles, you are thrust into the greatest density of high-end shopping you could imagine. Prada, Giorgio Armani, Gucci, parades of jewelry stores and sweet boutiques.  There were a few grandes dames in the piazzetta wearing their jewels, but I imagine in the summer the bling is blinding. In Capri all that glitters is gold.

Take a trip around the island

     When you arrive at the Capri port, follow suit of the person in the ticket line and just ask for a ticket “up.” Get on the funicolare and go up to Capri Town.  Here we have a sweet town square, or more poetically, a piazzetta, with a Baroque church tower and a bell that rings every 15 minutes.

     We were there November 3 and 4 and the majority of hotels had closed November 1st. This off-season timing allowed us to get the fabulous Hotel Floridiana for only 90 Euros a night. Floridiana was all brightness and sparkle and dazzling whites and blues. Our balcony looked out over the sea, the sea, the beautiful sea. The chef was a one uomo wonder. He prepared breakfast and he was there to take your dinner orders, made fresh to spec. He set the tables and washed the dishes and I think he was the bartender too.

Capri (goats), capretti, chevres, capricious, Capricorn


     In Capri, you can easily earn a skyscraper badge on your Fitbit. That means you’ve climbed 100 flights of stairs. Once up in Capri town you can continue to go up—to Villa Jovis, Emperor Tiberius’ crib. And you’ll spend at least 45 minutes climbing the scenic path. Your 2 euros are well spent wandering around the playground of the Roman Empire. The place is crawling with the eponymous wild goats (Capre is Italian for goats. As Darr said, it would be like naming Martha’s Vineyard “whales.”) These Roman emperors really knew how to get away.  But it wasn’t all party down.  They chose the spot because strategically they could see enemies coming from any direction…in the world.  And Tiberius was an early adopter of organic recycling.  He was known to throw his lovers down the enormous cliff..."after the loving was finished. Divorce Italian Style,” as a tour guide explained.

Among the ruins--Emperor Tiberius' Villa Jovis

     Push “down” on the funicolare and you will be back in the port where you can purchase a ticket (14 Euro) for a boat trip around the island with a stop at the Blue Grotto. Here we transfer into a tiny rowboat.  First we have to buy tickets (13 E) from a couple of guys on another boat, and pay 13 euros. We need to lie down in the boat because the entry “hole is very small.” Inside it is pretty much a wonderland, with the boldest blue water and a sort of black light effect, and the sound of rowers singing “O Solo Mio” echoing off of the walls. It is a brief excursion and then we lie down again to make our way out of the little hole alive. 

Blue Lagoon-the Little Opening

     Push “up” on the funicolare and then walk down, down, down to the Marina Piccolo where you will find a postage stamp sized beach, rocky at that, with a stunning view of I Faraglioni rocks. Oh snap, now you have to walk back up but think of how great your calves will look.

I Faraglioni

     Have dinner at Isadoro Restaurant and your ever-smiling waiter will correct your mangled Italian with a kind lesson in aqua senza gas translating to aqua naturale. There, he has saved me a word already. Have spaghetti with oil, garlic, chili peppers and walnuts.

     Capri in November is totally chill. Its reason d’etre is your relaxation and comfort. And your biggest concern each day will be deciding whether to go up or down.

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